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Freelance composer and full time butthole.

Jaryd Fontana @Slug-Salt

38, Male

Seeker of Snacks

ACC/LARS

Los Angeles

Joined on 2/22/01

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 When I first joined this site I was all of 20 years old, full of energy and passion for music and art. Now in my late thirties, I find it harder to be creative on a regular basis. But I am determined to change all that; the heath of my soul depends on it.

I've been trying for over a decade to "be an adult" and it has nearly broken me. In that time I've learned that growing up is not a reason to sacrifice who you are. Sure you have to pay your bills on time and be dependable, but never give up your silliness or the things you love. Don't be me, don't learn the hard way... so much time wasted. But it's never too late to rise again.

Say a little prayer for me my NG friends, I'm diving deep in this bitch whore called life.

Love you, Sloppy kisses, Finger in the butt

Slug-Salt

(Jaryd)

 


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